The names have been truncated to protect the guilty.
22.Talk
about how bad the Army messed up your head, and how it
took you almost forever to get rid of the homicidal impulses. If you
have really, really, good disability insurance you can fake a disability
like homicidal mania brought on by Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome,
and let everyone know that you sometimes can't help fantasizing about
shoving a pencil into their eyeballs. You can't get fired for this!
Honest! And it really keeps people off your back bigtime. Last time
I pulled this one, I got to play solitaire on my computer eight hours
a day. —RA
