The names have been truncated to protect the guilty.

2. Take stuff from work. It's the best way to feel good about your low pay and appalling working conditions. Never buy pens, pencils or memo pads—take them from work. I took a whole desk from the last place I worked, they never noticed and it looks great in my apartment. —SB

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