The names have been truncated to protect the guilty.
11.Give
them really good nicknames. These will stick in people's
minds forever! How else can useless, whoremongering degree weasel
as "Popeye the PhD"? Your bald, slimy boss as "The Shiny One." His
equally clueless Texas A&M grad boss as "FSA" (short for Faggy Saggy
Aggie). The whiny realtor as "Dickless Dan." The spastic coworker
as "Poster Boy." Just be sure that you've already got a decent
one for yourself first. —KO
