Prostitution aside, I'm obsessed with slutty costumes. Clothes that
have been chosen very deliberately to be a little bit jarring. I'm
especially into clothes that are too tight or awkwardly revealing.
Um, by the way, I'm talking about women here. Men in tight and awkwardly
revealing clothes upset me. Bad upset; not good upset. They make me
think of Leif
Garret fold-outs in Tiger Beat.
I've been talking about getting a waitress uniform for years—I
even checked out a bunch of uniform suppliers, but they never look
how I want them to. But I just got some white patent platform Mary
Janes and now I'm obsessed with getting a nurse's uniform. But you
either have to be skinny or have tits for the nurse's uniform. The
push up bras only go so far, so I'm on a diet. I want a nurse's uniform
a size or two too small. I'll get myself the little hat, too, with
the red cross, if they still make them. Hey—how 'bout that? It
seems that I can wear slutty costumes without being a hooker!
Maybe life isn't so bad after all.
