I'm currently obsessed with how I would dress if I were a hooker. I think I would go for the chubby slutty Kinderwhore look. Clothes that are much too tight, things that emphasize my belly. And enormous push-up pads. Maybe if I were a hooker I'd be a high-class call girl sort of hooker and I could get hot-rodded titties. Then I could be even chubbier and still be pretty sexy. Looking like Darla from the Little Rascals (chubby as all get out but no breasts) would probably go a long way, but it's not exactly what I'm going for.

I'd prefer to be some kind of theme hooker (there's a name for that, isn't there?) so I could wear costumes. Even if I were a budget whore I would try to stick with themes; I like to imagine it would make the occupation less depressing. The naughty schoolgirl, the waitress, the nurse—all the classics.

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Thanks to Lydia for the nurse uniform. I wear it far too much. The photo on the left is an izone Kerry took (yes, this is its second appearance on the site and no, it has nothing to do with this section—oh, wait! It does, too!—push up bra!) & the demure Nursie on on the right is one Robyn took for my little appearance as a Romance Doctor in Glamour magazine. I don't look slutty at all. I just look like I forgot to button my top.