Now that I'm a older and have the humor to appreciate it, no once
calls me a slut anymore. Sigh. The closest I can get nowadays is slutty
looking. My friend Angele can pull off slutty pretty well,
which makes me insanely jealous. She's far and away the best at it
(we all try with varying levels of success). Nothing gives me more
joy than seeing a really slutty girl out at Emo's, all tarted up and
a little drunk and so overwhelming that all the men she's hanging
on are acting all casual, like she's really no big deal and they're
not concealing a raging hard on. Nothing like a girl so slutty the
boys don't know what to do with themselves. As far as I'm concerned,
the sluttier, the better. There is no such thing as bad slutty. It's
sexy and trashy and relatively All-American (not that foreign girls
can't be slutty; it's just that their slutty has sort of a cultivated
ennui that isn't as magically delicious).
