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  • I'm 18 and I only have sex with men 30-40 years of age.

    I work at a mental hospital, kind of like Charter, but more low-budget. Well, for years I have been tying myself in straight jackets and masturbating to the thought of some of our better looking patients.

    I'm sleeping with my husband's friend, no guilt, no shame.

    I'm a girl. When I was in fourth grade I would make out with Nicole [not me; sorry] in the girls bathroom. It went pretty far sometimes.

    I have sniffed girls panties forever, and I still do. When I visit someone in their home or wherever I will make an effort to find worn panties.

    I took video of my sister in law undressing and showering in my bathroom with a hidden video camera.

    I'm 15 and have never scored!! :(

    I once gave my husbands best friend a blowjob. I did it because my husband passed out after drinking too much. I still think about it alot.

    I explored my best friends mom's nether regions while she was sleeping. Twice. I was never caught, and I don't feel bad about it; I just like to tell people about it.

    I secretly dream of having sex with my best friend(a lesbian encounter). I think that she wants to also, but is to scared to say so.

    I enjoy selling myself on the streets at least once a week, it makes me feel like a complete slut, and I really enjoy it. I love my husband but don't want to stop. I think I'd like to do a porno film too.

    I used to masturbate in class in high school. It was a secret pleasure to get off in a room of 20 or 30 people and not have them know it. It was a hoot I miss from time to time.

    The only man who ever gave me an oral orgasm turned out to have a slight mental illness commonly known as SEVERE PSYCHOTIC DICKHEAD SYNDROME. But he had a cute ass. Also, I have eaten an entire half-gallon of Farr's Candy Crunch ice cream in one day, happily ignoring the consequences.

    Once, while visiting our nation's capitol, I saw a sexy woman in a light white dress. Seeing her underwear through her dress got me so excited that I beat off in the Capitol bathroom.

    I am aroused by pregnant women.

    I have a glow-in-the-dark vibrator. I don't really think that's shocking or disturbing, but I couldn't think of anything else to write. Oh well.

    I like to be dominated by women. [I don't know if this is from a man or a woman. Sorry.]

    Once I went to visit a friend, and as I was waiting for him to answer his buzzer I noticed that his curtains were open slightly. I looked around, saw that nobody was walking up the street, and peeked through the crack in the curtains. Imagine my titillation when I saw him in there having sex with someone. Hesitant but excited, I set my briefcase down and plunked right down on his stoop to enjoy the show. Every time someone walked by, though (and it was a busy street), I had to stand up and pretend I was walking away. But each time I squatted back down, determined to stay until the show was over. And I did.

    I once had phone sex with a total stranger. Then he wouldn't stop calling my house. I had the number changed before my husband could find out.

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