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Dear Queenie,
I've really liked some guy for nearly a year. I'm a shy person, and usually don't tell my crushes how I feel about them.Usually though, I don't stay interested this long. Well, this guy is moving soon, and I probably won't see him again for a long time. He does know how I feel, from talking to my friends, but is it worth gathering the courage to tell him myself?
-Needing Advice
Dear Needing Advice,
Probably not. If he already knows you dig him and he hasn't acted on it, then he's either not interested or a wus. Either way, if he's moving it can only end in heartache. You'll end up with a huge long distance bill and no dinner or sex. On the other hand, if you just want to get him in the sack and you won't end up mooning over him for months, get yourself all tarted up right before he leaves and make the big move. Hopefully, you'll leave him kicking himself. And if he rejects you, he'll be gone soon anyway and you won't have to deal with him giving you the pitying looks all the time.

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