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I'm a teenage female. I'm a boring person according to me, and most
people I know. No matter what I do, I seem to make everyone feel
bored or intimidated. What's wrong with me? No matter how nice I
try to be, someone or something always ruins it for me. WHAT AM
I DOING WRONG HERE?!! Thanks bunches! |
Dear Boring,
Here's a tip: pretend to be very interested in everyone you encounter.
People love to talk about themselves, so ask lots of questions.
If that ends up boring you to tears, I suggest taking up a hobby.
Not only will it make you more interesting, but it will occupy those
lonely hours when everyone's avoiding you. Learn to play bass. Start
now and you'll have a skill that will attract both girlfriends and
men for a lifetime. If you're not musically inclined, cultivating
a slutty look is good second choice. Wear low-cut tops and big platform
shoes. To avoid the scorn of your female peers, be sure to enlist
at least two other girls in your escapades. Everyone hates a slutty
loner, but a slutty pack is intriguing. |
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