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Reality Female Condoms
Reality Female Condoms are the greatest invention since the wheel
(the light bulb and sliced bread don't even come close). I am very
susceptible to, uh, the symbiotic critters that tend to live on
my male partners, so I have to use condoms. After much bitching
and whining and complaining from said partners about how their penis'
(or is that peni?) are choked in condoms, I went on the quest for
the best condom. Most were too small, and the extra large was too
big (and tends to slide about). I had heard about female condoms
and awaited their arrival on bated breath. But alas, for all the
hype, I could not find these things for about three years. I found
them last week and tried them out on this Independence Day weekend.
And I was liberated. They are kinda weird looking, they have a ring
on both ends, you push the small ring in and it covers your cervix.
And the rest just hangs out. The male enters the inside of the tube
and, voila, well I received much enthusiasm from my partner. And
it has all the advantages in the cleanup department as a regular
condom does (no wet spot to sleep on). I'm happy, my partner's happy
and we're both feeling pretty satisfied after this weekend. They're
not cheap, but Condomania has them on special 10 for 19.95 (they're
8.99 for 3 in the stores, but there's a coupon in the package).
I would do a commercial for them. But then, that's why I'm writing
you. Try them, you may like them as much as we do.
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