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Heineken Beer
Don't waste your time (or my time either, if you ever want a second
date) drinking the piss-water that is labeled beer in this country.
Try a heinie, offer it to your friends, hell offer it to the person
you most want to impress. If you have doubts about this, do a taste
test. Pour a glass of Bud, Miller, whatever chemo-toxic crap you
currently imbibe, and a glass of Heineken. Smell the difference,
see the difference. Now raise the glass to your lips and taste the
difference. I guarantee, if you are a gal (or a dick) who enjoys
a nice cold glass of hops, you'll never go back to Yankee crap again.
Housewife Notes: While Heineken
does deserve a nod for its inclusion in Blue Velvet, and although
the drunken 10am Heineken brewery tour holds a special place in
my heart, I prefer a nice, modest bock like Shiner or Celis. My
basic guideline is that beer should be at least as dark as morning
pee.
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