As a person very vulnerable to punchy advertising and snazzy packaging, I represent the enthusiastic consumption of Eisenhower America. I have entire collections devoted to my favorite packages. The best way to show your national allegiance is to cultivate a junky-like loyalty those items that make your everyday life delightful. I have tremendous product loyalty. Here are a few of my favorite products. You should be square like me, and use them.

And no, I'm not an official spokeslady for any of these items. I don't get buckets of cash or even a polite thank you from any of their producers. Jerks. I should be in commercials. I should be a spokesmodel, but rabid consumerism is a thankless task.

Arm & Hammer Peroxicare Almay Amazing I-Liner Diet Coke Dirt Devil Attachments Downy Dr Pepper Eckerd Award Cookies Ghirardelli Hot Chocolate Mix Kleenex Cold Care Lawry's Garlic Spread McCormick Caribbean Jerk Seasoning Mod Podge Nailene Incredible Polish Bonder o.b. Tampons Sonic Cherry Limeade StoveTop Trident Freshmint Gum

I'm not the only consumer slave out there. Here are some allegedly fabulous products Housewife readers recommend: Food Products Health & Beauty Products Household Products If you have a product you think everyone should try, submit it using this handy form.