This page used to be a tribute to Sam's choice chocolate chip cookies, but since Mr. Walton's demise, my disappointment with Wal-Mart has mushroomed. I'm now boycotting the Wal-Mart. You just can't go around censoring music. It's just not right. Even if you're Wal-Mart. So now Wal-Mart is on the same rotten maggot-covered level as Blockbuster. And before I get off this little soapbox, in case you don't know, the Blockbuster edits videos. So if you rent from them, you're getting screwed.

Anyway, as luck has it, Eckerd's has the same chocolate chip cookies Wal-Mart had. They're so delicious, they've been presented with the prestigious Eckerd Award, reserved only for the finest Eckerd knockoffs. These cookies beat the hell out of Chips Ahoy! and can rival virtually any prepackaged chocolate chip cookie on the market.

They stuff something like 38% chocolate chips into each cookie! How about THAT. They said it couldn't be done, but by gum, leave it to good old American ingenuity to reinvent the wheel!

And, unlike the now ignominious Sam's Choice cookies, the Eckerd Award version has passed the consistency test. No duds here! They're only $2, so next time you're filling your basket with Eckerd All-in-One Rebate Club items, throw in a bag of Eckerd Award Chocolate Chip Cookies. Your belly will thank you.