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9 of DiamondsBy the way, here's a fun game I don't recommend. Go through the naked lady magazines with your boyfriend and try to guess which ones he beats off to. You'll probably choose the ones that look the most like real girls (real girls meaning you). However, you'll find that the ones he likes best are always the awful, awful Porky's-style chicks. Each one will be worse than the last. You'll be disgusted with him, then really confused. Why is he with me if he really wants that? Why am I with him if he wants that?

 

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