|
|
 So
my boyfriend had this huge pile of naked lady magazines under the
bed. None of them were horrible hard-core porn or anything, but I
still found them menacing. We tried to enjoy them together once, and
it just didn't work. Don't get me wrong; I really like naked ladies.
I would much rather look at them than naked men, who just look dorky
and CHIPs. I guess that's my problem. Girls don't start off masturbating
to Playgirl because besides being kind of low-budget and white trash,
it's just kind of silly. I like the concept of pornography,
but I was totally baffled by the reality. The women were so just typical
Playboy, wearing silly outfits and lip gloss and funny hats. I didn't
like thinking about him beating off to a frat girl.
|
|
