Unfortunately,
the magazines are a bore now, vacant and depressing now that I have
a better grasp on the reality of naked ladies. Now that I know that
I don't look like that, that none of my friends (except Snarfzanne)
look like that, that even most of those girls didn't look
like that naturally. And they don't have the Bunnies anymore, with
their tans and smiles and cleavage and lip gloss and glamour.