Ever
since I started checking out the naked ladies in my dad's Playboys,
I've been entranced. When I was 9 or 10, my best friend and I would
get out the stacks of naked lady magazines and pore over them, terrified
and hopeful about what we would become. When I was a young girl, all
naked girls looked like that. Healthy and busty and friendly-looking.
I don't remember ever imagining a naked lady fat or lumpy or pear-shaped
or hairy. Some of them seemed too tall or too tan or too serious.