Disgruntled Housewife: Buy Stuff: Disgruntled Housewife This isn't a date T-Shirt

FLAT SHIPPING RATES:
U.S.: $5 - NON-U.S.: $10

PREORDER THE 2008 DATEBOOK They'll start to ship December 1. Limited run--order now!

Monogram your
tote or apron: $5

HOLIDAY SALE: Spend $75 and get a FREE SHIRT!
(Choice of any size & design STANDARD/UNISEX T; Specify at checkout.)

"This isn't a date." T-Shirts

"This isn't a Date" T-Shirt

"This isn't a date" T (all styles & colors) $15

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Giftwrapped T (all styles & colors)$17

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Girly Ts are soft, fitted but stretchy, have a slightly scoopier cut to the neck, and taper in at the waist and out at the hips. They're snug but not miserable. Generally the girly SML correspond roughly to a snug but not completely immodest fit for an A, B or C cup, respectively. Ds will probably want a standard unless you're pretty thin.

Standard Ts are Fruit of the Loom Heavy Cotton shirts in standard T-shirt sizes.

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STANDARD T NOW COMES IN BLACK, TOO!
standard T - white OR black L XL XXL

ALL SIZES & STYLES $15

girly T
black or white
SML

Don't cock block a second longer! Whether you're helping out your single friends or letting your lab partner know what time it is, this handy shirt will make your situation perfectly clear. Handy at the gym.

One color print (dark red ink). There are two kinds of shirts: girly cut and standard unisex Ts. Both in black or white. All are 100% cotton. Read about them on the right.