Last year's datebook, for people who live in the past. Or people who believe good craftsmanship is timeless. Or people who like to color and make lists. (When I moved last year, I found a box I'd misplaced, so I still have a couple dozen of these for a couple bucks each.)

Pre-order 2007 Datebook Now!
The Year of the Smartass datebook is here and it's a beauty! This is the 3rd annual Disgruntled Housewife engagement calendar. Some of its finer points:

• Sturdy! Stiff pressboard covers and heavyweight pages
• Full-sized fold-out monthly calendars on superheavy acid olive stock form handy monthly dividers
• Hansel & Gretel coloring book with fatass witch and another oversized bunny (I think the bunny might be an annual feature...)
• Hand-screened covers, unusual materials & handmade charm!
• A bright file band to mark your page or secure it shut
• Fun-filled activities each month
• Annual Überlist (big fat year-long To Do list)
• Moon phases, astrological signs, birthdays, plus the usual holidays.
• Year-at-a-glance calendars for 2005 & 2006 printed on the double pocket
• Approx. 8 x 9 x 3/4" thick (including spiral)
• Spiral bound to lay flat or flip around
• Removable paper "Year of the Smartass" band (so your datebook goes incognito with the plain bunny cover)
• Save $1 & get free 24-ct Crayolas when you buy both calendar & blank book

If you would like your birthday in next year's calendar, please email birthdayboyorgirl@disgruntledhousewife.com.