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Christmas Card, 1991
Snarfzanne Slink

There once was a girl named Suzanne
Who'd dominate man after man.
At dusk, he'd retire
With his heart set on fire,
But by dawn, he'd be meek as a lamb.

Snarfzanne has long long legs and long long hair and a great big attitude I love. She is stubborn and abrasive and funny and wise. She is rarely surprised, often annoyed and loves to play games. It took me three years of playing Scrabble to give her a run for her money.

Suzanne grew breasts after she was 21. A then-boyfriend of mine once looked her breasts and sighed, "ummmm. . . rich. . . ." before he realized it. She's a blonde but she used to dye her hair dark red. She had a mane down to her ass without looking like a hippy or a religious freak. Her ponytail is thicker than my wrist.

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