Bunnicula

Rebecca always knows the best makeup. She’s unaccountably made out with boys who were allegedly gay. She’s very fond of cheese. We have matching tattoos.

Rebecca is very kind to me when I drink too much and pout and stomp my feet and demand fun. She generally steers me safely away from other humans somewhere between cute and making a complete ass of myself, thus saving me from much remorse.

Rebecca has a very young mom who used to be Young Fun Party Mom, but who has since gone all churchy.

Rebecca belongs to organizations and sits on boards, just like a real grown-up. >>