Rebecca’s an instigator by nature, and never more wicked than when she’s drunk. You’ll see her clutching her glass and slinking from person to person at a party or bar, whispering evil suggestions with sideways glances, suppressing giggles, and looking very, very pleased with herself.
Rebecca was on the drill team. She had a bi-level bob.
Rebecca’s been a bridesmaid seventy times. Rebecca does triathlons. She has red kitchen cabinets and two TiVos and more hair than any person really deserves. You could snatch her half-bald, make two wigs out of the handfuls, and she’d still have more hair than you.
In addition to big hair, Rebecca also has preposterously big breasts. I’ve known her for years, but every once in a while I still look up and think “Are you kidding me with those things?”>>
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