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The Girl from Pussycat
Ted (the Man from O.R.G.Y.) Mark
1965 Lancer Books

 

PENNY. . . CANDIE?

. . . Sure, it's an improbable name. But that's only the first of many improbably things about this pretty Penny.
. . . Her statistics are unlikely: Hollywood proportions in a Manhattan office.
. . . Her job is surprising: she's supposed to be a love expert, even though she's a virgin. Come to think of it, the fact that she is a virgin is hard to believe...
. . . But she is, and that's what sets off this mad, rollicking gambol—a breathtakingly Candide-ian chase through pastures of pleasure from one end of New York City to the other. Because Penny Candie's decision that love must conquer all leads to a series of misadventures we'd call impossible—except that they happen.
. . . Does she succeed? Ted (The Man from O.R.G.Y.) Mark unveils the astonishing answers in his funniest book yet. Read it and see!

A LANCER BOOK • NEVER BEFORE PUBLISHED

 

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