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Hot Crab Dunk

You can make this anytime and freeze it for use later—just leave out the parsley until you actually cook it. And be sure to use a freezer-to-oven safe material (e.g., aluminum), and extend the cooking time about 10 minutes.

8-oz. cream cheese, softened
1 6-oz. can of lump crab, well drained
1 tsp. horseradish
1 tsp. prepared mustard
1/4 c. minced onion
fresh chives, chopped fine
salt & pepper

paprika
chopped parsley
white bread, toasted & quartered

Mix up everything in the first set of ingredients. Sprinkle with paprika and parsley. Bake at 350° for 15 minutes. Serve with toast points for dunking.

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