I've decided to put the old girl to bed for good.
I initially left the site up as an archive, but having this sloppy, hulking shrine to myself in my 20s and 30s has gotten a little creepy. On top of that, all the 90s code and graphics are like looking at your old yearbook: amusing, but still kind of mortifying.
I'm 41 now. The passive-agressive discontent that inspired and fueled Disgruntled Housewife is long gone, and I've finally learned, for the most part, how to shut the fuck up.
Thank you for a very good decade, plus those extra 5 years I dragged my feet.